孩子們長大後都離開了老家，只留下一對結縭了50年的老年夫婦。太太有喜子（倍賞千惠子 飾）最近對丈夫勝（藤龍也 飾）非常不滿，跟他說話都不回應，自己寂寞得只能跟家裡養的貓咪說話。她跟女兒菜穗子（市川實日子 飾）抱怨丈夫，某天有喜子甚至終於鼓起勇氣打算對勝提出離婚…。
啄木鸟（曾志伟 饰）和甘油条（陈友 饰）是同事兼好友，两人相识多年，默契十足，感情十分要好。某日，在执行追捕黑帮大佬阿成（沈微 饰）的过程中，两人结识了警花吉吉（古嘉露 饰），三人结成搭档。于是，在啄木鸟和甘油条之间，一场异常激烈的撩妹比赛拉开了序幕。虽然啄木鸟能说会道十分神气，但甘油条似乎更加喜欢内向腼腆的甘油条。 阿成绑架了啄木鸟和甘油条的好友花利文（陈百祥 饰），想要以他的性命威胁两人，换取自由。啄木鸟和甘油条自然为了救出好友而火速前往现场，面对残暴的阿成，两人能够顺利的救出花利文吗？
Devastated by the recent kidnapping of his 15-year-old son, Largo Winch looks on, helpless, as his business partner commits suicide during a live press conference. As everything turns against him, as his business empire starts to fail, he discovers that the two events are perhaps linked: if he finds the criminals responsible, he will perhaps see his son again. From Canada to Burma to Hong Kong… Largo doesn’t yet know that his search will lead him straight to hell… An action-packed movie with an intrigue-filled plot that will grip you without respite till the final breathless seconds.
Carter meets Toni and impulsively marry him to find that they disagree on everything. They separate and seven years later on the eve before their divorce they meet again and spend the night together.
