啄木鸟（曾志伟 饰）和甘油条（陈友 饰）是同事兼好友，两人相识多年，默契十足，感情十分要好。某日，在执行追捕黑帮大佬阿成（沈微 饰）的过程中，两人结识了警花吉吉（古嘉露 饰），三人结成搭档。于是，在啄木鸟和甘油条之间，一场异常激烈的撩妹比赛拉开了序幕。虽然啄木鸟能说会道十分神气，但甘油条似乎更加喜欢内向腼腆的甘油条。 阿成绑架了啄木鸟和甘油条的好友花利文（陈百祥 饰），想要以他的性命威胁两人，换取自由。啄木鸟和甘油条自然为了救出好友而火速前往现场，面对残暴的阿成，两人能够顺利的救出花利文吗？
A remote helpline volunteer is targeted by a stranger who lures women from their homes with a recording of a crying baby.
In the nuclear ravaged wasteland of Earth 2087 water is as precious as life itself. The isolated Lost Wells outpost survived the holocaust and the inhabitants guard the source of their existence. Now an evil cult of renegades want control of their valuable water supply. And the villagers are no match for such brute military force. Only one man can help the stricken community - a mercenary living in a distant cannibal city. But even he, and his strange henchmen, may not be able to survive in the world gone wild.
